Apparently it’s ignore-Amber day. 

Assisted in two surgeries today. 

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

When staring at my crush with a cute butt.

AND OH MY LUCIFER CEASER HE LOOKS UP AT ME.

So today, I told multiple people;

“Wow you should probably stop staring at me because it pisses me off and I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FACE.”

Fucking. GUESS WHO WAS STILL STARING AT ME WHEN I LOOKED UP?

What the fuck did I JUST say. 

When someone in class denies having gum, but you catch them sliding a piece out in slow motion, quietly.

I’VE CAUGHT YOU, FOUL BEAST. 

I miss my dog.

I’m just sitting here, staring at his pictures, sobbing. 

I don’t know why. Crying won’t ever bring him back. 

I went to the bathroom this morning, and this… WOMAN DID NOT WASH HER HANDS AFTER TAKING A LONG HARD POOP.

Clicking the title “Extreme” on any porn site.

My best friend writes gay porn about her obsession, Jack Frost, from Rise of The Guardians. 

It’s my fault. Omfg what have I done. 

How to sum up the Internet.

My life right now. 

Omfg. 

I placed 33 out of 146 in the Veterinary Technician CDE.

How I would describe my day yesterday.